It Wiggles

by Bruce on October 29, 2007

Evan wanted some flat stuff (taffy) so Mom told him to eat both of his pieces of squash first. After fiddle-farting around for a while I told him to just eat it really fast, wash it down with water, and be done. He excitedly ran back to the dining room. But after cramming the small piece into his mouth and giving it one chomp, he couldn’t stand it any longer and tried to wash it down with water. Instead the water and the squash came out onto the floor. I asked him why he didn’t swallow it and he responded “it wiggles, does it wiggle for you?”. Later he asked “why does it just wiggles for me? Because I don’t like it?”

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